NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION

this site contains numerous instances of mature content, such as sexual references, violent themes, and, of course, talk of recreational drug usage. i cannot stop you from viewing a site on the internet and won't try to, but if you feel these topics may upset you, i highly suggest you go elsewhere. flashing lights will also be present here, so leave now if you have photosensitive epilepsy.

also, this site looks best on computers in firefox. sorry, mobile users!